January 2009
44 posts
i met a man named Alfredo today. i told him i...
(via bringtheruckuss)
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA… you’re hilarious man. i love it.
Dear Sister of a Friend,
6od:
Stop being such a cuntwhorebitch. Seriously, you’re going to get the fuck beat out of you if you don’t stop you’re evil scheming to get every guy that might possibly mean something to someone else.
Usually, I wouldn’t care. Some can very well argue that I don’t maintain the highest degree of moral fiber. But say you befriend someone. Someone like me. Yes, me. I’m not even going to write...
who wants to go to the movies with me sometime...
nikital:
I haven’t seen it yet.
me! me!
…oh wait. :(
i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
noahkai:
thenewfilosofee:
grapedrinkseventy:
(via pelicansss)
…You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
i prefer pancakes
Happy Gilmore is one of my all-time favorite Adam Sandler movies
Random
nikital:
I want a Cinnabon right now.
I was craving for a doughnut earlier… gotta love being menstrual.
Moment of Weakness
philosoraptor:
I tend to avoid being pathetic. It’s not in my nature. But every time someone posts their “crushes,” I get a little anxious and wonder if I made the cut. I didn’t.
where the hell do i even find the tumblr crushes man?!?!?!?! T_T IM SO CONFOOZED! Also, I think you’re awesome. I’m pretty sure if i knew you better i’d have a crush on you. :) Does that count for...
supersonicelectronic:
It’s 9 degrees outside….
Its 70 here. I’m tellin’ you man. Southern California. How was your SF trip btw? Or have you not gone yet…
So, class wasn't canceled this morning, but the...
(via twothirty)
Damn, honestly man… I don’t even know what that feels like… but I have a brilliant idea. You should come to San Diego for a tumblr meet-up/vacation :) It was 80 degrees and cloudless yesterday (and again today) in the middle of January!
Weather perfect, visitors welcome.
oh sure, a Tumblr cruise
noahkai:
muppetpants:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
I’m down. Except I’d be too afraid my haters would track me down and throw me overboard. Although…that would make for a looootta attention on the dashboard…
I’m in!
(I kid!)
See, I suggest something more stationary. I’d prefer some sand, I’m a beach guy. Is anyone good at planning [not it]? Let’s get a group rate and make this happen. I...
confessions:
allthiscanbeyours:
unicornfandance:
a. i watch icarly. alot
b. i think dirty thoughts about the dude who plays her brother on the show the entire time
Oh fuck, me too…guilty.
Wow, I thought I was the only one. HAHAHAHA… awesome.
The NFL. Is that still a thing?
aimee-b-loved:
The professional football season is over. There wasn’t even a Superbowl. What? It’s not over yet? Wow. Well regardless, it’s dead to me. No, I’m not one of those girly girls who don’t understand the game and therefore despises it. I could watch football all day if the games were decent. But still, this season is dead to me.
I am a Colts fan. Rather, I’m a Peyton Manning fan. Anyone...
being human.
shimmerandshine:
there is one thing about me that honestly scares me. and it is the fact that i can just drop people out of my life like it’s no problem. you have one chance to hurt me and i’ll hold a mad grudge. i will, and i do. i won’t lie- i’ll always remember what you did. hurt me again and i won’t look back, think about it twice or let you back in. not at all - just like that. it doesn’t...
Eurotrip 2009
resawu:
Things my mother is worried about:
I will hang out with strange men at night
I will get mugged
I will get raped
I will not make my transferring flights
I will lose my luggage
I will misplace my passport
I will not be able to converse in Greek (which is totally unnecessary, I can’t speak any Greek) and will therefore be forcibly removed from customs
Things I am worried about:
Is...
Don't be scared!
socalmeetups:
I’ve received some e-mails from people who are worried about coming to the Tumblr meetup because they’re scared of meeting other people.
Hey— it’s natural to feel intimidated about the idea of meeting people when you only know their online persona. I understand. But trust me— I know many of the lovely Los Angeles and Orange County people and they are awesome.
So come in with an...
I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow.
itsonlylife:
All 4 of ‘em. It’s going to be fun. They say “oh, you may sail through it, no problem!” But I have yet to hear one person say it was easy.
They gave me Valium so I would get a good night sleep tonight and not “stress” too much. I’m sure there is something to be said about the overmedication over America in that, but I kind of just want to jump on a table and dance to Jackson 5....
Pre-departure: Spain
chelynne:
It is 10:38 p.m., 15 hours away from departing San Diego for nearly 5 months, and I am sitting in a room full of bags, bags and MORE bags. Not only have I moved all of my stuff from my apartment back to my house in Poway, but I’m getting set to embark on the biggest adventure of my life.
I’ve said that moving away from home has given me a strong sense of independence, but looking back...
“Think with your head and not some other part of your body.”
– My Dad, lecturing me about my choice of girlfiend (who I’m very attached to, by the by). I wonder what he could possibly be referring to. Oh, yeah. My PENIS. And he just referred to her as a dog. What a fuck ass. I’m waiting for the day when I get into another fist fight with this asshole. (via...
“Think with your head and not some other part of your body.”
– My Dad, lecturing me about my choice of girlfiend (who I’m very attached to, by the by). I wonder what he could possibly be referring to. Oh, yeah. My PENIS. And he just referred to her as a dog. What a fuck ass. I’m waiting for the day when I get into another fist fight with this asshole. (via...
I often wonder how people perceive me here on...
i wonder this all the time… except not just how people on tumblr perceive me, but everyone in real life too. hmmm…
inothernews:
“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?” :-)
butterflyeffects:
You’re probably not far off….
… or maye you are.
How could I ever know? It’s like a mirror with no reflection.
Which would be no mirror at all, I suppose…
“Peyton Manning is like the Justin Timberlake of football.”
– The fat manatee.
This is exactly right.
(via jeffmiller)
No it isn’t. Tom Brady is the Justin Timberlake of football. Peyton isn’t even mildly attractive.
(via afghanistanbananastand)
I agree with afghan. HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MY JUSTIN TO THAT FIVEHEADED DICKWAD!!! :) go chargers.
