October 2010
1 post
Three Days of Horror
chelynne:
It’s been a damn hard week and guess what it’s just Tuesday. A weekend of sleepless nights and fatigue-filled days left me enthused and energetic to start eating right and taking care of my body until I woke up muggy Monday morning with a killer back pain beneath my neck preventing me from doing anything of worth that day. A day of intense stabbing turned into an afternoon of...
TOTALLY CRUSHING ON THE DOCTOR.
(via littledynamite)
Hope you dont mind a little unsolicited advice:
Girl, I feel you. I work in a Dr’s office too and one of the doctors is awesome. I was crushing on him and before I knew it we were hanging out as friends… then we went to a concert together, got drunk and started making out. Turns out he likes me too… O_O oops. (No he’s not married) just be...
Reblog with the length of your longest...
noahkai:
kumquatsandapricots:
galvatron:
wakethedevil:
glowinthedarkvagina:
endlessendeavour:
perfectscene:
11months, i did, and yes, terribly.
my longest continuous relationship was a year and a half…she passed away.
29 days. I broke it off. Yeah.
6 months 5 days, she dumped me after cheating on me, and I used to miss her, but now I want nothing to do with her.
Two years.
...
August 2009
6 posts
drugs
takingdrugs:
fafafab:
people who do drugs are so stupid they don’t even have any idea
drugs are the stupidest thing ever! if you’re paying for drugs you might as well pay someone to kill you, cause it certainly gets you to the point way faster than the slow and degrading death drugs are gonna give you
and what is worst than drugs? people who start doing drugs by saying “this is just for fun...
fat girls give good head.
(via bringtheruckuss)
Dude, all the fat girls I’ve ever known have absolutely adored giving head. The fattest chick I ever knew used to talk about it so much it made me sick. Ugh.
8:38pm is a good time to quit working for the day.
poortaste:
Weed Me!
And for the record - the average 20 something doesn’t know the first thing about working hard, including me.
Sup Poortaste. Alli B here… just thought I’d let you know, you seem like a cool/smart guy that I’d be down to hang out/smoke/discuss things with. Not to be a creeper or anything. I’m just sayin. Based on your posts, you seem pretty damn down...
Lollapalooza...
walpaper:
Ticket Sold.
Have fun everyone!
Not happy I’m going to miss it.
you should have sold it to MEEEEEE! T_T
why couldnt you go?
July 2009
1 post
A little butt-hurt.
One of my good good friends is visiting SD from South Korea. He moved out there a little over a year ago, and has been in town since, oh, July 1st…. so Wednesday? I didnt even hear from him online until yesterday, and I have yet to see him. :( Sadface. I normally chat w/him almost every workday, and last time he came home I saw him just hours after he arrived. What’s the deal?...
June 2009
7 posts
This is gonna be the last Michael Jackson post...
evrt:
menstrom:
mattgorman:
After this, we’ll all stop, okay?
I don’t understand how so many people are actually sad about Michael Jackson passing. Yes, the man was arguably one of the greatest musicians or our time and contributed some really great music that I still enjoy, but he hadn’t come out with anything new of note since what? The early 90s maybe? For the past 15 years or so, the...
Bleed American
imperiousrex:
Listening to this album takes me back to driving around in my VW Bus all year from show to show. I had nothing to do and no where to go. My life had no direction and in a way it was good. But at the present I am happier and more stable than I have ever been. Maybe looking back at that period through the haze of time passed I don’t easily see the bad things that were present in my...
Megan Fox is basically just the Hollywood version...
bowlingalleylawyer:
katoleary:
And then your boyfriend thinks you’re totally misunderstanding her (and that she actually is bisexual, not just some phony looking for male attention). I hate her.
and it’s all because her crap daddy cut out on her mom when she was little and she still blames her bitch mom cos she didn’t have a daddy growing up and takes it out on all women while trying to get...
May 2009
7 posts
Watchradarchive:
iammattjordan:
The Fresh Prince Of Daft Punk
It’s exactly what it sounds like.
seriously? this is the type of shit that makes it on radar? fucking retarded. i didnt even slightly enjoy this. i thought it was lame and feel like it wasted 1 minute and 16 minutes of my time.
REMEMBER TO CLOSE YOUR SUNROOF WHiLE MASTURBATiNG →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
littleorphanammo:
mercurypdx:
offbeatt:
cheezybeezyaintsneezyfosheezy:
shunxxxxxxy:
^^Click click— Lmfao jalarious ass hell son.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
LOL
ROFL
way to go Edmonton. barhar
Hehehe
I like how I posted this fuckin’ DAYS ago and no one even fucking noticed. Gahd. That’s what I hate about Tumblr.
What state are all you guys from?
snarffsnarrf:
tinamarie:
snarffsnarrf:
stolenpanties:
themarcus:
witharmsakimbo:
captainoo:
perfectionistkill:
allmyloving:
shoopdawg:
normandie:
emilybusiness:
keepmehonest:
blameme:
kateybaby122:
lindseylovinn:
theearthsings:
xbianca:
lindseylovinn:
I find it interesting when people I talk to are from different states then me.
CA.
Jersey
so in CA its...
Emails From The Ex
iamadick:
I got an email a couple weeks back from an ex. She wanted to know how I was doing. I knew for SURE that this wasn’t going anywhere. The only reason I read the damn thing is because it’d burn a hole in my psyche knowing there was an email from someone I’ve seen naked sitting in my Trash. Can I TTIWOP myself here?
Why am I supposed to care what you are up to? There’s only one reason I...
April 2009
20 posts
that show on TLC, "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant",...
(via princessnikita)
Yeah, especially that one where the mom POOS her premature baby into the toilet. (I’ll probably go to hell for laughing at that) But c’mon… what a way to start your life! I guess there’s no where to go but up from there.
How humans are not physically created to eat meat →
chvnx:
Meat-eaters: have claws
Herbivores: no claws
Humans: no claws
Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue
Herbivores: perspire through skin pores
Humans: perspire through skin pores
Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding
Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Humans: no sharp front teeth, but...
i take no pride in the geographical location of my...
(via bringtheruckuss)
I find it interesting that some people do and don’t take pride in their birthplaces… Some places I notice people seem to be especially proud of being from are: California (haha, I’m guilty of this), New York… that’s about it. LOL
life in my cube:
anatomyofamuse:
putanginang dreamweaver ka, ambagal mo mag load! putanginang pc ka, ambagal mo mag process! bakit ba tu nangyayari??? hindi ko na matapos trabaho ko dahil sa lintek na kabagalan mo.
nakakainissss!!!
alam mo naiimagine ko ngayun may baseball bat ako, at hinahampas ko ang cpu mo, sana tumino ka na pagtapos nun di ba, pero ang malupet na katotohanan, lalo ka pa masisira at...
Report From San Diego.
tripplethreat:
I have returned in humble spirits.
You may not ever understand the sacrifices I made this weekend to preserve the continuity and balance required to keep this earth spinning. I did not end up going to the Padres game and instead enjoyed my time at the Whiskey Grill playing shoulders. Not 10 minutes after we all decided to skip the game, it started pouring. I had avoided the rain...
Off to San Deigo.
tripplethreat:
I’ll will be going to San Diego this weekend. I will see the lowly Padres play tonight and then proceed to freeze my butt off fishing Saturday morning. I’m telling you this to preserve the peace and delay the chaos that usually ensues when I step away from my Tumblr blog. Don’t be alarmed, I will return with a fresh and renewed spirit aimed at providing you with hilarious pictures...
Words I Don't Like:
lovepuppy:
1. Diva
more to come
Fern
March 2009
11 posts
popular bands that i fucking hate
20something:
Red Hot Chili Peppers (least fav. band of all time)
Nirvana
Rage Against the Machine
im sure i could add more. feel free to post your own.
why don’t you like those bands? just because they are wildly popular? (just wondering)
My Broken Heart
chvnx:
Last night, at about 6pm, I was sitting at my computer watching a Christopher Hitchens debate while switching back and forth between YouTube and Tumblr. It was just like any other night for me.
As I was watching Hitchens destroy some moronic rabbi, I started to feel a rise in my heart rate. Considering that I was basically resting and not working, the pounding of my heart was...
Watchdrgs:
oogilyboogilypoopoofacehun:poortaste: LSD - The Beyond Within Part 2
Watchdrgs:
oogilyboogilypoopoofacehun:poortaste: LSD - The Beyond Within Part 1
Everyone who has ever done or thought about doing LSD needs to watch this.